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Hey, if..uhh, you guys like anything you see, and, ya know....stuff, please leave a comment. I do love constructive criticism. Not only is it there to help someone improve, but occasnally, an artist with a big head needs to be brought back to earth (me).

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TheAveragePerson
Awesome Mc Awesome.
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Hmm, I'm always puzzled as to what I should write in these "bios". I like a lot of things, and there arn't many things I dislike. I am not a picky eater, and I have this rule where food should never be wasted. I tell jokes (which I personally find are hilarious) that people don't laugh to.... And I draw.
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Starting up some commissions Y'all!
Well, with the changing of time and stuff, I thought I'd open a commissions box. My art skills are pretty average, but despite the averageness, each commision i get will be saturated with pure angel tears and unicorn farts and cat sneezes and all that awesome. If you do want a commish from me, note me with all the details and I'll get to work. If you've got any questions about prices, note me. I'll send you an early sketch, and if your not satisfied, I re-do it. I'll draw anything besides porn (unless you bribe me...)

For a simple picture with no background, I'll charge 70 points.
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chibi adoptables: Summer themed by TheAveragePerson

Unhappy Gaara by TheAveragePerson

For a complex picture with background, I'll charge 120 points, each additional character is another 50 points:

Fuzzy Valentines by TheAveragePerson

Ice Crystal Gardens by TheAveragePerson

Girl in sheets by TheAveragePerson

For simple animated icons or just animated pictures (blinking, winking etc) I charge 150 points

Umbreon moon by TheAveragePerson

blinking girl by TheAveragePerson

yeah, that's about it. Yes, I am aware that I charge alot for a bunch of average pictures, but I spend a butt ton of time and effort into them. 100 points is a dollar. That's the price of half a mcdonalds cheeseburger.

If you wish to commission me, DO NOT pay me in THE COMMISSIONS WIDGET!!! This thing subtracts twenty percent off all my earnings FOR NO REASON!!! Please pay in the donations box. Thank you.
Just follow the link and blah blah....

Does anyone even fall for those things anymore?

I think my axolotl is going to die. She's been refusing to eat for three weeks, even after much persistence. Her gills have started to shrivel and there is white mucus secreting from her butt. Yesterday, she pooped bright green poop. I checked the symptoms online, and that could either be caused by liver failure (dying liver apparently makes poo green) or worse, the hot weather has stuffed her metabolism to the point where her internal organs crapped up and the food has rotted in her body. I have put her in the fridge for now, she seems to be happier there. If anyone's got tips, they be much appreciated. Google isn't helping, and it'd be ridiculous to take her to the vet, considering the price of a single check up.

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stephaniescarlet Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014
Happy Birthday! :D
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TheAveragePerson Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you very much!
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Vivisaurs Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013
no problem :iconhappyderpplz:
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Cherrypie26 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013
happy birthday Party Party Party Party Party Party
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TheAveragePerson Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you! 
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Cherrypie26 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013
welcome
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Steamland Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Student General Artist
Happy birthday!
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AmeNumPha Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Hobbyist
O: WOAH THANK YOU!!
Okay as a present to you I've been (frightened out of my mind) watching the NBC Hannibal.
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TheAveragePerson Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha, you always did hate gore. You should watch the original film though, it's a whole lot better.
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