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Just follow the link and blah blah....

Does anyone even fall for those things anymore?

I think my axolotl is going to die. She's been refusing to eat for three weeks, even after much persistence. Her gills have started to shrivel and there is white mucus secreting from her butt. Yesterday, she pooped bright green poop. I checked the symptoms online, and that could either be caused by liver failure (dying liver apparently makes poo green) or worse, the hot weather has stuffed her metabolism to the point where her internal organs crapped up and the food has rotted in her body. I have put her in the fridge for now, she seems to be happier there. If anyone's got tips, they be much appreciated. Google isn't helping, and it'd be ridiculous to take her to the vet, considering the price of a single check up.
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Watch this

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I have never laughed so hard in my life.

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To all of those who are not familiar with public transportation, or take it regularely, do not be put off. This only happened because I happen to take one of the most shady train lines in all of Australia. I will not say any names, so I'll dub my train line the "Begratefulyou'realive" line.

I take this train everyday to get to and from school, occasionally, I'll take the train late at night for reasons I cannot share on DA. Let me get this clear now, this train is weird. Things, strange things happen on this train at night. You see, the stop where I get off is right next to a liquer store. Liquer and fastmoving objects do not mix. As I got off, I see this random man on the other side of the street walking funny. He's stumbling around, umbrella in one hand, a bottle of whiskey in the other, and he crosses the road to where the station is. All of a sudden, for no fucking reason, he starts screaming. Not the "ahh" I stepped on a cockroach scream, but a full-onwar cry. This idiot is howling his head off, swing his umbrella and stumbling around, and me and this lady waiting by the bus stop (it's right beside the train station) just stare. As he tries to climb the stairs to the station, the guy suddenly realises he hates stairs and starts bashing the metal railings and concrete steps with his umbrella, all the while screaming his guts out. After much difficulty, he climbs up. then goes into a fucking fit. He literally explodes. I couldn't help but stare as he just lost his fucking mind up there, smashing his umbrella into innanamate objects while screaming. Then he goes silent, and walks back down the stairs like nothing even happened and just walks away. That was it. ....Poof. It was dark, so there wern't many people at the station. The transit officer (the place ALWAYS has transit officers) were not there, so no-one said anything to him. It was really bizzare. Oddly enough, that was only half the crazy shit that happened at "begratefulyour'realive" station that night, but I cannot be bothered to write it now.
Yeah, if you've got any weird public transportation stories, please share. The place where I live has a bad reputation for being a nasty neighborhood, and to give you an idea of just how bad it is, people have been stabbed to death at my station. Twice. This year..............yup.

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TTFN

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Hey everyone

iv decided to give deviantart a rest for now, so that i can focus more on studying, school and just generally being cool
so i wont be on for a while
which means that commissions iv not done yet will be put on hold, and im really sorry for that, but deviantarts been kinda ruling my life and i really need to concentrate on school ^^;
i dont really know when ill be back - just as long as it takes for me to get on top of my studies
i have exams coming up so i really do need to concentrate

so bye-bye for now!

AveragePerson out!

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In ten years, memes will be looked back apon by millions of use-to-be teens. Adults in 2022 will laugh at the countless hours of internet surfing and wonder what is was that made memes so addictive, and our future children will look down on our use to be obsessions and shun us for it.

Unfortunately, I don't think that far ahead, so here I go with another tag meme.
Tagged by : biolux.deviantart.com/

If you comment:
1. i'll respond with something random about you.


2. i'll pick a color you remind me of.


3. i'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.


4. i'll tell you my first memory of you.


5. ii'll tell you what aniimal you remiind me of.


6. i'll ask you something i've always wondered about you.


7. i'll tell you my favorite thing about you.


8. i'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.


9. You must post this on yours.


hehe, I shall now wait for you'z to pile in with comments.........yeah....

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